Leaving Adam D.

Bye Adam! Please don't have a heart attack before you are 50, it's just not healthy.

Project over: we know what Adam D is thinking

At all times of day, Adam is thinking about the Ohio video. His thoughts go like this: "I hate Ohio."

Sometimes he spares a few seconds for pretty girls who friend him on the facebook.

Problem solved.

Willie

I miss Willie. I miss him a lot. Also, he hasn't joined this blog project yet, which would make it look a little less like I'm stalking Adam, so he should do that.

This doesn't have much to do with Adam, except I think Adam misses him too. And thinks about him in his sleep.

Chinese food

Adam D just ordered Chinese food. This is confusing because he also ordered Thai food today and we know that Adam doesn't actually eat. I think he orders the food to appear human, and then buries the full takeout containers in the bottom of the field office trash can at midnight.

It's almost like the takeout was a BMW

Night time

It is nighttime. Adam is not asleep. His foot is twitching.

Adam is laughing

What does Adam think about when he laughs? I think he thinks about breaking Baldo's glasses. Or maybe puppies dying.

Barbara Streisand?

Going to the field office

Just now I told Adam I was going to the field office and he made a face. I think he might be feeling pangs of human emotions. Sometimes I think he might have a soul.